Whats up chief! All ya dudes that have been around for a little grasp that since today is Monday, that means that todays post is all about the new update to the marvelous str8 man targeted gay porn website known as Broke Straight Boys.

As I'm sure you can tell from the photo down there, the most recent update to Broke Straight Boys showcases a duo of damn darling straight boys taking turns giving head. Well… it might not be obvious to some of ya out there on the net reading this but hey whatever! lmao. Either way, the update stars a repeat str8 boy named Scott getting to taste a erect dong for the first time.

Yep bros, str8 stud Scott has never once tasted a hard wang before… until today that is! Even though he pretends to not like meat I'm really thinking that straight stud has a deep down lust to suck dick.

Maybe I'm just reading in ta it a bit to much. I dont know… Whatever though right? Scott is “str8” as long as he goes home to a woman right? haha! Whatever he needs to tell himself that keeps that delightful str8 stud coming back for more clams is fine by me! Boogy out to Broke Straight Boys immediately and get yer mitts on all the fetching pics and videos of 2 straight guys sucking dick for bills!

Summertime always gets me frisky, and summer hunks frolicking on the beach in their bikini briefs get me even friskier, so Shore Thing was a sure thing guaranteed to turn me on, get me hot, frisky and ready to frolick!  We’re treated to four spectacularly sexy scenes with hunky studs exploring each other’s bodies with passion and tenderness exquisitely combined for intense satisfaction.  Starting with a story of a lost cock-ring deliberately placed to lure a hunky young stud back for some super sexy cock-play, Shore Thing takes us on a ride of ecstasy and exploration as these hunky studs delight with their sexy foreign language (hearing their husky tones speaking a language I don’t understand as they seduce each other just makes the hair tingle on the back of my neck and the horniness and hardness rise in my pants) and amaze with their cock-handling skills as they produce some of the best male bonding footage I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing.

A super sexy shower scene is second in the line-up, and these two hunks don’t waste any time getting straight into the action.  The sensuality emanated from this couple as they kissed, caressed, sucked and eventually fucked in several positions while the water beat down on their hot naked bodies.  You’re definitely treated to some excellent eye-candy in Shore Thing, and the rest of the movie kept up the pace with a poolside pounding coming next that featured some sexy toe-sucking and close-up rimming and a whole variety of fuck positions in and out of the water.   Of course, what summertime beach experience is complete without the image of super-sexy studs jumping up and down and bouncing those cute asses in a friendly game of volleyball, and Shore Thing delivers exactly what we want with a final ridiculously hot threesome scene that blew my mind as well as my load.  Five spectacularly sensual swishes to the left for Shore Thing.

Summertime always gets me frisky, and summer hunks frolicking on the beach in their bikini briefs get me even friskier, so Shore Thing was a sure thing guaranteed to turn me on, get me hot, frisky and ready to frolick!  We’re treated to four spectacularly sexy scenes with hunky studs exploring each other’s bodies with passion and tenderness exquisitely combined for intense satisfaction.  Starting with a story of a lost cock-ring deliberately placed to lure a hunky young stud back for some super sexy cock-play, Shore Thing takes us on a ride of ecstasy and exploration as these hunky studs delight with their sexy foreign language (hearing their husky tones speaking a language I don’t understand as they seduce each other just makes the hair tingle on the back of my neck and the horniness and hardness rise in my pants) and amaze with their cock-handling skills as they produce some of the best male bonding footage I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing.

A super sexy shower scene is second in the line-up, and these two hunks don’t waste any time getting straight into the action.  The sensuality emanated from this couple as they kissed, caressed, sucked and eventually fucked in several positions while the water beat down on their hot naked bodies.  You’re definitely treated to some excellent eye-candy in Shore Thing, and the rest of the movie kept up the pace with a poolside pounding coming next that featured some sexy toe-sucking and close-up rimming and a whole variety of fuck positions in and out of the water.   Of course, what summertime beach experience is complete without the image of super-sexy studs jumping up and down and bouncing those cute asses in a friendly game of volleyball, and Shore Thing delivers exactly what we want with a final ridiculously hot threesome scene that blew my mind as well as my load.  Five spectacularly sensual swishes to the left for Shore Thing.

The cute straight boy starring inside this here stellar Broke Straight Boys image gallery is known as Jamie (he's on the left) and that air tight asshole has NEVER once felt the throbbing goodness of a hard trouser trout pushing its way in. I believe it's time that straight man Jamie got to experience it :winkwink:

That well endowed army man named Aiden did't waste any time getting to know the flavor of Jamies hard cock my loyal blog reader! As soon as both of them were nice and ridged Aiden chugged Jamies hard cock and got him all ready for the first time brown eye boxing that was about to occur.

I'm tellin' ya my dear friend, seeing Jamie getting his tight straight brown eye invaded by Aidens meaty trouser snake is one of those things that ya should absolutely NOT miss out on!

When you're ready to view Jamie getting his back door stuffed for the first time ever go over to Broke Straight Boys and get yourself access to the entire video. Oh… I almost forgot! There is no shortage of str8 boys knocking boots for bones after you're inside the members area so make sure you take a long god damn look at the madness that is going on over there!

If you aren’t a young twink, you probably remember the movie Blame it on Rio starring a young sexy Michael Caine…hated it. Anyways, this is what that movie should have been about, because it shows all the best sights to see in Brazil, without even having to go outside more than a couple of times. That’s right, the best things Brazil has to see are the tanned young studs that overflow their lucky country, and if one of them happened to be named Rio, the only thing I would blame him for is the bow-legged walk I would have the next day.

The length of Brazilian Beef is as epic as my favorite blockbuster movie ‘Lord of the Rings’…you know the one where this guy has this cock ring that just keeps his cock hard and wanting to get fucked all the time, and he’s on a quest to find the perfect anal ring (sphincter) for it to fit into…well, the length of the cocks on some of these younger studs as they enjoy the spiciness their Latin blood craves is also something to get excited about and scene after scene of rimming, sucking, fucking and cumming leaves you drained and content over and over throughout the movie. If any of the youthful studs in this movie ever manage to sneak across the borders into America, they will certainly find sanctuary as my personal cabana boys. Brazilian Beef was very satisfying in all the right ways and gets five swishes of my muy caliente salsa.

If you aren’t a young twink, you probably remember the movie Blame it on Rio starring a young sexy Michael Caine…hated it. Anyways, this is what that movie should have been about, because it shows all the best sights to see in Brazil, without even having to go outside more than a couple of times. That’s right, the best things Brazil has to see are the tanned young studs that overflow their lucky country, and if one of them happened to be named Rio, the only thing I would blame him for is the bow-legged walk I would have the next day.

The length of Brazilian Beef is as epic as my favorite blockbuster movie ‘Lord of the Rings’…you know the one where this guy has this cock ring that just keeps his cock hard and wanting to get fucked all the time, and he’s on a quest to find the perfect anal ring (sphincter) for it to fit into…well, the length of the cocks on some of these younger studs as they enjoy the spiciness their Latin blood craves is also something to get excited about and scene after scene of rimming, sucking, fucking and cumming leaves you drained and content over and over throughout the movie. If any of the youthful studs in this movie ever manage to sneak across the borders into America, they will certainly find sanctuary as my personal cabana boys. Brazilian Beef was very satisfying in all the right ways and gets five swishes of my muy caliente salsa.

Whatever It Takes certainly had whatever it took to stretch the limits of my imagination as I got to see some of the nicest meat I’ve ever seen outside of that little deli down on 4th street…you know the one I mean with that young hunky looking Greek vision of swarthiness that works in the back…I’d sure like to work in his back; but oh I digress. This movie starts off with an exquisitely well-hung young adonis…well I say well-hung, I mean he can spin it like a propellor (and you know those are some friendly skies I would like to fly on) and the meat market from this point only gets as good if not better.

Not only are the guys in this movie picture perfect models, but each and every one of them is well enough hung to be perfect models for penis pills that make your cock larger. Each scene has enough super hot sucking and fucking to put the swirls in my lollipop, and the generous makers of this movie also did not limit these super-studs as we get ’super-sized cock cubed’ in a spectacularly throbbingly hot and well-hung match-up of a trio of Toreadors. If you like your meat well-hung then Whatever It Takes has what it takes to give your love-rocket lift-off over and over again. Seven stratospheric swishes of epic proportions for Whatever It Takes.

Whatever It Takes certainly had whatever it took to stretch the limits of my imagination as I got to see some of the nicest meat I’ve ever seen outside of that little deli down on 4th street…you know the one I mean with that young hunky looking Greek vision of swarthiness that works in the back…I’d sure like to work in his back; but oh I digress. This movie starts off with an exquisitely well-hung young adonis…well I say well-hung, I mean he can spin it like a propellor (and you know those are some friendly skies I would like to fly on) and the meat market from this point only gets as good if not better.

Not only are the guys in this movie picture perfect models, but each and every one of them is well enough hung to be perfect models for penis pills that make your cock larger. Each scene has enough super hot sucking and fucking to put the swirls in my lollipop, and the generous makers of this movie also did not limit these super-studs as we get ’super-sized cock cubed’ in a spectacularly throbbingly hot and well-hung match-up of a trio of Toreadors. If you like your meat well-hung then Whatever It Takes has what it takes to give your love-rocket lift-off over and over again. Seven stratospheric swishes of epic proportions for Whatever It Takes.

This movie just goes to prove what I’ve always said…all men are sluts. Now I know some of you are thinking “LeVar…what are you talking about ? My straight neighbor is totally not a slut, even though I wish he was…but he’s owned by his woman.” Well to this I say; Honey you are sooo wrong, if you got her out of the way for a day and invited him over for some redneck beer and had some woman porn on, before you know it he would have his cock out with you having yours out and after a few minutes mutual jacking, the offer of your mouth would appeal to him just as much as any womans. Know why? Cos like First Seduction shows, all men are sluts.

The scenes vary from viginettes like I previously described with a porn movie, breaking the ice but making things oh so nice and then move forwards showing how much men in union (even if one of them is mixed up in the head and thinks he prefers women) can accomplish. Co-operation is the name of the game as these guys join together using their unity to accomplish their goals and then showing each other that gay or straight, one thing guys have in common is the joy and pride we take in our tools. Of course, any time when one guy shows his tool to another, the guy it’s being shown to needs to try it out and that’s just as true when it comes to the tempting tools between our legs. These guys obviously take pride and pleasure in showing their straight friends and neighbors that ‘Anything a she can do…A he can do better’. Four big swishes of neighborly love from my friendly neighborhood watering hose to First Seduction.

This movie just goes to prove what I’ve always said…all men are sluts. Now I know some of you are thinking “LeVar…what are you talking about ? My straight neighbor is totally not a slut, even though I wish he was…but he’s owned by his woman.” Well to this I say; Honey you are sooo wrong, if you got her out of the way for a day and invited him over for some redneck beer and had some woman porn on, before you know it he would have his cock out with you having yours out and after a few minutes mutual jacking, the offer of your mouth would appeal to him just as much as any womans. Know why? Cos like First Seduction shows, all men are sluts.

The scenes vary from viginettes like I previously described with a porn movie, breaking the ice but making things oh so nice and then move forwards showing how much men in union (even if one of them is mixed up in the head and thinks he prefers women) can accomplish. Co-operation is the name of the game as these guys join together using their unity to accomplish their goals and then showing each other that gay or straight, one thing guys have in common is the joy and pride we take in our tools. Of course, any time when one guy shows his tool to another, the guy it’s being shown to needs to try it out and that’s just as true when it comes to the tempting tools between our legs. These guys obviously take pride and pleasure in showing their straight friends and neighbors that ‘Anything a she can do…A he can do better’. Four big swishes of neighborly love from my friendly neighborhood watering hose to First Seduction.

First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.

These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.

I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.

Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.

First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.

These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.

I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.

Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.

When it comes to straight studs going gay for a little of clams there is literally NO other gay porn web site out there that can dream of coming as close to perfect as the wonderful Broke Straight Boys. Those dudes gather up piles of the horniest str8 boys and pay them (sometimes a pile of pesos) to blow beef, bump uglies and pound the meat for the camera. Love. It.

This here Broke Straight Boys picture gallery doesn't have any straight on str8 butt fucking but it does star a pair of yummy str8 boys tugging their erect cocks and I must say… I am in love with the naughty beast on the right. Rawr!

Anywho… Enough BS right? If Anthony and Jacob’s sexy str8 wank-fest has your man hammer all worked up into a stiffy then you had better make a quick trip on over to the web page of Broke Straight Boys and sign up to be a member asafp! I'm out for the night but you should totally get over to Broke Straight Boys and take a look at what is happening over there!

OK my friend, if you've been cruising my kinky crazy fuck blog for long, ya grasp that Mondays are the day where I blog about the latest addition to the divine gay porn page named Broke Straight Boys. I'm a gargantuan admirer of their “work” and I know if you're not already, ya will be soon!

Todays post is about a set of str8 men named Cory and Sean being paid to hump for the very first time EVER. Cory is the man in the gray t-shirt (soon to be a top :winkwink:) and Sean is the hottie in blue about to be hammered real good.

It took 1500 bones to get Cory to fuck Seans tight bung but as we all know when it comes to straight boys… greenbacks breaks down all sorts of barriers! At first shit was a tad uncomfortable because Sean’s blind eye was insanely tight but slow and steady won the race my loyal blog reader!

To see what ends up happening with todays duo of straight studs, you'll need to sign in to the Broke Straight Boys webpage and click the update entitle “Sean & Corey”. Trust me my loyal blog reader… ya got to see what happens at the end!

Last night I cozied up in my flannel jammies with a nice cup of hot cocoa and watched one of TV’s greatest old shows ‘Gentle Ben.’ For those of you who don’t know the show; Ben is a big Kodiak Grizzly bear…kinda like Lassie but not as much of a bitch. Well this inspired me to look through our archives for some hot bear action of a more satisfying nature.

I ended up with Sex and the Single Man which, while it did have some bear action, it really wasn’t beary good. Some of these ‘bears’ were so undersized that they could only have played Boo-Boo from Yogi Bear. I also felt let down cos I had pictured lots of sweaty hairy muscles merging against each other for some hot musky sex, but it was all very standard one-on-one scenery but on this count I can only blame myself, cos I should’ve known from the title.

Some of these sweet asses in profile while getting plowed are certain to make you shoot for the stars but Sex and the Single Man could have been a lot hotter and gets a semi-satisfied three swishes to the left.

Last night I cozied up in my flannel jammies with a nice cup of hot cocoa and watched one of TV’s greatest old shows ‘Gentle Ben.’ For those of you who don’t know the show; Ben is a big Kodiak Grizzly bear…kinda like Lassie but not as much of a bitch. Well this inspired me to look through our archives for some hot bear action of a more satisfying nature.

I ended up with Sex and the Single Man which, while it did have some bear action, it really wasn’t beary good. Some of these ‘bears’ were so undersized that they could only have played Boo-Boo from Yogi Bear. I also felt let down cos I had pictured lots of sweaty hairy muscles merging against each other for some hot musky sex, but it was all very standard one-on-one scenery but on this count I can only blame myself, cos I should’ve known from the title.

Some of these sweet asses in profile while getting plowed are certain to make you shoot for the stars but Sex and the Single Man could have been a lot hotter and gets a semi-satisfied three swishes to the left.

This here broke straight man is a fucking darling tattooed boy named Phoenix. I know, some of ya may not like yer men with tattoos but if you as ME… I think Phoenix looks simply shocking with those tats and his spiky hair…

Phoenix thought that he'd be showing up on the set for some boy girl porno filming but as ya fellows understand the way Broke Straight Boys works is there is no girls allowed and if your on the set of BSB… you'll be enjoying the steaming cum of some hot stud by the time the camera stops rolling.

At first straight boy Phoenix wasn't too happy about sucking dick nor was he thrilled about the camera guy telling him to bang Jamie’s tight poop chute but they brought out some str8 pornography for Phoenix to put on Jamie’s belly while he smashed his new “friend” (somewhat hilarious in my opinion).

I'm sure that just by scoping out the photos inside todays Broke Straight Boys gallery that you're wondering where the video of these two hottys getting to know each other is. If you are… then jump over to Broke Straight Boys and grab yourself a fancy new membership to their site and ya can start downloading their str8 goes gay love session immediately.

Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.

When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.

Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.

I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.

Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.

When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.

Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.

I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.

I know for a damn fact that ya horny men are gunna to enjoy this here complementary str8 stud picture gallery a whole lot. I know that when I saw Aidens captivating face my prick was immediately a “big” fan :winkwink:

Like most of the boys that make an appearance on the Broke Straight Boys set, Aiden was hard up for moolah and willing to do what it takes to get by after his (now ex) room mate skipped out on him… and “what it takes” is banging Tylers air tight twink anus after getting blown for a bit. I just love witnessing Aiden “not liking it”… that str8 hotty is enjoying every sec of it. He just does not want to admit it! lol!

Obviously I'm a rather gargantuan fan of the straight stud in this here gal… what do ya think? I think Aiden is a top notch piece of straight ass that I would give up a year of hearing to get sixty minutes alone with! rofl!

Regardless of what this lone stud believes, you've got to admit that seeing a sexy straight stud getting his nut with a horny twink like Tyler is some gooooood stuff. When ya believe you're ready to see it all go down in all its full screen glory, head over to Broke Straight Boys and log in. It’ll take MAYBE 60 seconds to get in and start slapping the salami in style chief. Cya!

Obviously A Jock’s Dream was made by a straight man and should be boycotted. (sadly that doesn’t mean taking a studly youth, throwing him on a cot and having your way with him) This movie showed very little consideration for the type of action that we like to see and the full on penetration of these tight full moons as they get splayed open for our enjoyment.

Now I understand that this movie is supposed to be a dream-like sequence of decadence…the kind where you wake up with a super wet tummy. But that is no excuse for having the camera work be so dark that I can’t see all the manly action going on and the full experience of watching these studly jocks show that sex is the sport that they are best at. Boo to you cameraman…I hope your latte is late. The only thing I can say in favor of this dark action is that it certainly does highlight those tighty whitey jockstraps, and mmm mmm I sure would love to snap me one of those.

The sex probably would have been incredibly hot if I could’ve seen it better and I hope to see some of these muscley hunks in future movies where I can see more of them.

Two half-hearted swishes and a big raspberry to A Jock’s Dream.

Obviously A Jock’s Dream was made by a straight man and should be boycotted. (sadly that doesn’t mean taking a studly youth, throwing him on a cot and having your way with him) This movie showed very little consideration for the type of action that we like to see and the full on penetration of these tight full moons as they get splayed open for our enjoyment.

Now I understand that this movie is supposed to be a dream-like sequence of decadence…the kind where you wake up with a super wet tummy. But that is no excuse for having the camera work be so dark that I can’t see all the manly action going on and the full experience of watching these studly jocks show that sex is the sport that they are best at. Boo to you cameraman…I hope your latte is late. The only thing I can say in favor of this dark action is that it certainly does highlight those tighty whitey jockstraps, and mmm mmm I sure would love to snap me one of those.

The sex probably would have been incredibly hot if I could’ve seen it better and I hope to see some of these muscley hunks in future movies where I can see more of them.

Two half-hearted swishes and a big raspberry to A Jock’s Dream.

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