Planter’s Peanuts meets Planting Penis in Mixed Nuts 3.  I am sooo funny and witty that my oral abilities shine in more ways than you think…anyways on with the show.  Mixed Nuts 3 is inter-racial finery and debauchery and covers a wider range of skin-tones than most inter-racial movies out there.  Personally I like my meat either white or dark, but I guess to the makers of this movie things aren’t always just black and white.  In Mixed Nuts 3, you also get off-white and dusky…I’m assuming these yummy guys are Latin and either Native or Asian….almond chicken I guess would be the flavour of the day for this gay.  Anyways honey you get the picture…just like a rainbow this movie is a mix of colors.

While this was not one of the most spectacularly exciting movies I’ve reviewed the size of the packages some of these guys are packing makes it worth the time watching anyways and it certainly cleanses the white guilt of history from your soul when you see how savagely the young black stud feeds his cock to…then skullfucks and finishes up with a deep ass fucking and deposits a HUGE creamy load all over this tight white guy’s ass…zulu war staff indeed.  Mixed Nuts 3 is enough of a mixed bag that there is something in it for everyone and gets ribbons of raunchiness for it’s randy rectum wrecking.

Planter’s Peanuts meets Planting Penis in Mixed Nuts 3.  I am sooo funny and witty that my oral abilities shine in more ways than you think…anyways on with the show.  Mixed Nuts 3 is inter-racial finery and debauchery and covers a wider range of skin-tones than most inter-racial movies out there.  Personally I like my meat either white or dark, but I guess to the makers of this movie things aren’t always just black and white.  In Mixed Nuts 3, you also get off-white and dusky…I’m assuming these yummy guys are Latin and either Native or Asian….almond chicken I guess would be the flavour of the day for this gay.  Anyways honey you get the picture…just like a rainbow this movie is a mix of colors.

While this was not one of the most spectacularly exciting movies I’ve reviewed the size of the packages some of these guys are packing makes it worth the time watching anyways and it certainly cleanses the white guilt of history from your soul when you see how savagely the young black stud feeds his cock to…then skullfucks and finishes up with a deep ass fucking and deposits a HUGE creamy load all over this tight white guy’s ass…zulu war staff indeed.  Mixed Nuts 3 is enough of a mixed bag that there is something in it for everyone and gets ribbons of raunchiness for it’s randy rectum wrecking.

I can only speak for myself here but there is only a couple of things on the world wide web when it comes to gay porn that makes me more excited than seeing a darling str8 skater stud showing off his splended toned body. To add to the wonder, this here hot straight boy is getting his firm meat licked by a rather delicious stud!

Like I stated, I can only speak for myself when it comes to “good” straight studs going gay, but you have got to admit that this here BSB gallery featuring skater stud Tommy getting sucked off for money is a god damn hot set of pics.

To top it all off, Tommy fires his steamy cream all over his heavenly hairless chest and even though he had his eye balls shut the entire time, I believe he realized that only another stud knows how to REALLY blow beef. Babes will never understand what it takes to make a stud like him cum hard and well… I think we will be seeing a whole lot more of straight skater man Tommy “being paid” to go gay :winkwink:

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Halloween is one of my favorite Holidays…as soon as October starts I get all shivery knowing that it’s coming…you could say it coming almost gets me coming.  Why is Halloween so exciting you ask ?  Well because you can really let your freak flag fly honey and dress up as whatever you want.  Thats why when I see movies like Mud On the Helmet it makes me even more envious than when watching other porn.  Sure I’m always a little jealous when I get to see the yummy cocks these actors get day after day but this one…..they also get to dress up as the most macho of macho stud beefcakes…soldiers.  Go Go G.I. Joe.

Sadly the unifromed chemistry between these cumbatants was nothing too exciting and I quite frankly figure that considering they got to dress up they should have tried to role play at least a little harder.  I mean seriously they don’t even try to be butch.  If I got to dress up as a Sergeant I would be ordering those privates to tongue polish my privates to a spit-shine.  The sex itself though was Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  Each scene had seriously deep ass tunneling as these guys plunged their rods balldeep and the cumshots were prodigous enough to give my tongue a craving for the taste of nuts and honey.  Three semi-excited swishing salutes to Mud On the Helmet.  (Next time get some butch soldiers)

Halloween is one of my favorite Holidays…as soon as October starts I get all shivery knowing that it’s coming…you could say it coming almost gets me coming.  Why is Halloween so exciting you ask ?  Well because you can really let your freak flag fly honey and dress up as whatever you want.  Thats why when I see movies like Mud On the Helmet it makes me even more envious than when watching other porn.  Sure I’m always a little jealous when I get to see the yummy cocks these actors get day after day but this one…..they also get to dress up as the most macho of macho stud beefcakes…soldiers.  Go Go G.I. Joe.

Sadly the unifromed chemistry between these cumbatants was nothing too exciting and I quite frankly figure that considering they got to dress up they should have tried to role play at least a little harder.  I mean seriously they don’t even try to be butch.  If I got to dress up as a Sergeant I would be ordering those privates to tongue polish my privates to a spit-shine.  The sex itself though was Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  Each scene had seriously deep ass tunneling as these guys plunged their rods balldeep and the cumshots were prodigous enough to give my tongue a craving for the taste of nuts and honey.  Three semi-excited swishing salutes to Mud On the Helmet.  (Next time get some butch soldiers)

First of all I have to ask what is up with the idea of soccer being played indoors in a gymnasium?  Even those silly speaking English people play their soccer outside, even though the weather there is wet enough to prune even the largest cock.  Also even though I don’t play soccer, or like it, I do know that the players are supposed to wear high cut floppy shorts with nothing to hold their cocks so that we can see their package swinging when they run down the field.  Obviously these guys either didn’t know that, or were just too rude to give us more of a show than just the short sex scenes that they delivered.

That’s right, I said short sex-scenes.  This whole movie is under half an hour long…that’s right, your average Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park episode is actually longer than this whole porn movie.  Oh well you think, maybe the guys are total studmuffins with buns perfect for buttering and battering and huge cocks that will make you gasp in surprise and desire.  Well, stop thinking that way; the guys in Playin With The Coach’s Balls are average package size at best and the sex that they have is rushed, and feels very awkward.  I have reviewed a lot of good movies that are guaranteed hot jack-off material, and some that are not as good.  But never have I reviewed anything as poorly done as this one.  The only benefit I see to this movie is, if you have a short attention span at least it’s a short movie.

First of all I have to ask what is up with the idea of soccer being played indoors in a gymnasium? Even those silly speaking English people play their soccer outside, even though the weather there is wet enough to prune even the largest cock. Also even though I don’t play soccer, or like it, I do know that the players are supposed to wear high cut floppy shorts with nothing to hold their cocks so that we can see their package swinging when they run down the field. Obviously these guys either didn’t know that, or were just too rude to give us more of a show than just the short sex scenes that they delivered.

That’s right, I said short sex-scenes. This whole movie is under half an hour long…that’s right, your average Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park episode is actually longer than this whole porn movie. Oh well you think, maybe the guys are total studmuffins with buns perfect for buttering and battering and huge cocks that will make you gasp in surprise and desire. Well, stop thinking that way; the guys in Playin With The Coach’s Balls are average package size at best and the sex that they have is rushed, and feels very awkward. I have reviewed a lot of good movies that are guaranteed hot jack-off material, and some that are not as good. But never have I reviewed anything as poorly done as this one. The only benefit I see to this movie is, if you have a short attention span at least it’s a short movie.

Mmm Mmm Mmm... This here newest addition to BSB is a damn hot threesome of mega hot straight studs enjoying each others ridged cocks on camera for a handful of bills. Unlike a lot of the other updates to Broke Straight Boys I have posted, there's more than one straight man getting his rear end stuffed for money! I believe all but that appealing stud Dustin takes a hard one up his butt.

When I was checking out the pictures when this update posted (I am strange. I check out all the pics before witnessing the videos) I found myself ridiculously turned on when those fellows started lining up for a tad of “train” action… Seeing a straight boy fuck train like that isn't something you get to see very often ya know.

No before ya mentally slap the salami to the very idea of 3 straight boys sucking and fucking each other “train style” I believe ya need to treat yerself to the marvelous things happening over at Broke Straight Boys. This update being just one of the amazing things I'm talking about :winkwink: Each week (sometimes more often) the BrokeStraightBoys men hand deliver yet another sack draining set of videos and photos to jerk you hardon to.

Now honey, even though a lot of churches have opened their minds enough to open their doors to us I’m still not really a church-goer, but I do like to sing the Hallelujah chorus at Christmas, especially the part where you go “Glooo-oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooria”…it always sends such a tingle up my spine cos it makes me think of Glory holes and our sexy savior Jesus spending time on his knees with his Apostles…I mean, trim that beard, put that long hair in a ponytail and that’s a savior I would savour.  Well this is a movie all about those glorious places called glory holes and the fun that some young dudes can get up to in such a place.

There is something primally exciting about a group of men together with sweat glistening on their muscles, grunting away and hearing that slap of skin on skin action…this is probably the same excitement that leads even straight men to go watching each other in professional sports.  While the glory hole action itself is super-hot, watching these guys gobble each other’s cocks with the same intensity that a man in the desert would go for water, the movie itself does not limit itself with just the gloryhole aspect but as advertised, also delivers gangbang after gangbang showing that not only are these glorious sluts anxious to have their mouth filled with cocks, but they also crave it in their asses just as much.  Glory Hole Gang Bang 2 was very exciting and kept me rock-hard with an intense enough orgasm that I recommend it to everyone, and I can’t wait to get to see more of this series.

Now honey, even though a lot of churches have opened their minds enough to open their doors to us I’m still not really a church-goer, but I do like to sing the Hallelujah chorus at Christmas, especially the part where you go “Glooo-oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooria”…it always sends such a tingle up my spine cos it makes me think of Glory holes and our sexy savior Jesus spending time on his knees with his Apostles…I mean, trim that beard, put that long hair in a ponytail and that’s a savior I would savour.  Well this is a movie all about those glorious places called glory holes and the fun that some young dudes can get up to in such a place.

There is something primally exciting about a group of men together with sweat glistening on their muscles, grunting away and hearing that slap of skin on skin action…this is probably the same excitement that leads even straight men to go watching each other in professional sports.  While the glory hole action itself is super-hot, watching these guys gobble each other’s cocks with the same intensity that a man in the desert would go for water, the movie itself does not limit itself with just the gloryhole aspect but as advertised, also delivers gangbang after gangbang showing that not only are these glorious sluts anxious to have their mouth filled with cocks, but they also crave it in their asses just as much.  Glory Hole Gang Bang 2 was very exciting and kept me rock-hard with an intense enough orgasm that I recommend it to everyone, and I can’t wait to get to see more of this series.

First let me say that I felt very hurt and betrayed by this movie when it started because when I first saw the title, Measure For Measure, I automatically thought ‘Mmmm, footlong hotdogs for dinner tonight.’  Imagine my distress when I realized that the measurements weren’t about the things that really mattered and instead was just some cheap lying bastard publicist thinking that using alliteration was fine even if it misled me, and I’m sure many others into watching this movie.  Secondly let me say I came twice watching this movie and it was fucking hot.

These muscley macho men got my masturbation muscle working, and even though I had been deceived in thinking it was about huge cocks, each and every guy in this movie at least has a package he can be proud of, and certainly a package I would like delivered on my doorstep.  The intensity of some of the sucking and fucking was totally off the scale…you could literally see the set around the actors shaking in rhythm with some of the pounding thrusts.  Copious cum shots in each scene (they left me craving a McDonald’s extra thick vanilla shake) gave the afterburn to already sizzling scenes and I giveMeasure For Measure six excited swishes.

First let me say that I felt very hurt and betrayed by this movie when it started because when I first saw the title, Measure For Measure, I automatically thought ‘Mmmm, footlong hotdogs for dinner tonight.’  Imagine my distress when I realized that the measurements weren’t about the things that really mattered and instead was just some cheap lying bastard publicist thinking that using alliteration was fine even if it misled me, and I’m sure many others into watching this movie.  Secondly let me say I came twice watching this movie and it was fucking hot.

These muscley macho men got my masturbation muscle working, and even though I had been deceived in thinking it was about huge cocks, each and every guy in this movie at least has a package he can be proud of, and certainly a package I would like delivered on my doorstep.  The intensity of some of the sucking and fucking was totally off the scale…you could literally see the set around the actors shaking in rhythm with some of the pounding thrusts.  Copious cum shots in each scene (they left me craving a McDonald’s extra thick vanilla shake) gave the afterburn to already sizzling scenes and I giveMeasure For Measure six excited swishes.

Like most things made in Eastern Europe Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner needs a lot of work…ok sure from what I’ve seen of Euro porn, they have a lot of nice uncut cock but nothing super large to get me all jumping up and down about in this movie anyways.  Also what is with all these Euro guys looking like they are from Transylvania ?  Does nowhere in Eastern Europe get any sunshine ?  Cmon boys get out there and get some rays and a bit of color so you look alive instead of like an attendee at a Gay Necrophilia Convention.  Well enough picking apart these cumming commies and on with the show…

Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner shows us that when our rainbow brethren  were set free from the Iron Curtain, they went a step further and also set themselves free from the iron closet.  Now honey, when it comes to entertainment my motto is make it American  and that will make it good.    This movie is proof that regardless of how sexually liberated Eastern Europe is becoming, the porn makers should stay in the US of A, or at least go no further than Sweden.  After all, the one thing I expected to see if I’m watching a porn called Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner, is a black guy…I guess even with liberation a dumb commie is still a dumb commie, and they probably made the title just based on the word ‘coming’.  The sex was very average and mediocre.  Personally I advise picking something else and staying away from Russian made movies.  Not even one excited swish of arousal for Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner.

Like most things made in Eastern Europe Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner needs a lot of work…ok sure from what I’ve seen of Euro porn, they have a lot of nice uncut cock but nothing super large to get me all jumping up and down about in this movie anyways.  Also what is with all these Euro guys looking like they are from Transylvania ?  Does nowhere in Eastern Europe get any sunshine ?  Cmon boys get out there and get some rays and a bit of color so you look alive instead of like an attendee at a Gay Necrophilia Convention.  Well enough picking apart these cumming commies and on with the show…

Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner shows us that when our rainbow brethren  were set free from the Iron Curtain, they went a step further and also set themselves free from the iron closet.  Now honey, when it comes to entertainment my motto is make it American  and that will make it good.    This movie is proof that regardless of how sexually liberated Eastern Europe is becoming, the porn makers should stay in the US of A, or at least go no further than Sweden.  After all, the one thing I expected to see if I’m watching a porn called Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner, is a black guy…I guess even with liberation a dumb commie is still a dumb commie, and they probably made the title just based on the word ‘coming’.  The sex was very average and mediocre.  Personally I advise picking something else and staying away from Russian made movies.  Not even one excited swish of arousal for Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner.

I dunno about you guys but I find it so god damn funny when str8 men proclaim just how “straight” they are with how they're screwing “this many” chicks but when they appear on the set of BSB they gobble up cock like pros.

Todays picture gal stars a pair of damn captivating straight menA one of which gets blown til he drains those big ole jewels all over that studs captivating face. From the tongue out and the “fuck me” eyes I think that “str8” boy is certainly enjoying his cream shower.

These images of real straight boys having a bit of “fun” for moolah is just a small taste of the marvelous things going on inside the BrokeStraightBoys members area.

I suggest that if ya are the proud new owner of a pulsating pipe on go to BrokeStraightBoys.com right now and view the video of these 2 hot studs going gay for pay cus while the photos are fucking hot… the video… is god damn AMAZING.

We have been neglected and ostracized for so long and even when we come out of the closet society still tries to push us back in.  That sounds like Im complaining doesn’t it ?  Well believe me honey I’m NOT !  If there’s one thing that people say about me it’s that I always view the condom as half full instead of half empty.  You see Hollywood has neglected us and there are soooo very few stories out there that are well done dealing with the intricacies and emotions involved in a love affair between two or more men…showing people that yes, we are gay and we are proud and unless we adopt we can’t have children but we ARE capable of love.  Sooooo what do we have to watch if we want to watch a story of true intimacy between two men ?  Wheeeeeee ! Gay Porn.  That’s right, society being so straight and paranoid has made it so we get to watch more porn that straights and romance movies that show more physical loving taking place than those ‘normal’ people get to see in their boring girl-romance movies.  A Love Story totally demonstrates this crossing of romance and raunch I’m talking about and if your guy wants some depth to his love-movie and you want to see some deep action as well then this is a flick for you guys.

If you’re looking for a story like this for you and your guy, A Love Story has something for both of you; the tension of the two main characters bickering, the drama of love lost and sought after, a very hot metaphysical approach to the theories of past lives, and of course the joy and rapture of refound love…throw in some hot lean muscley stud sex and if only the acting were worthwhile you would have an Academy Award winning movie.  So a bunch of swishes of love to A Love Story, and remember next time you feel there aren’t enough movies in Hollywood for us, just view it as an excuse to watch some porn.

We have been neglected and ostracized for so long and even when we come out of the closet society still tries to push us back in.  That sounds like Im complaining doesn’t it ?  Well believe me honey I’m NOT !  If there’s one thing that people say about me it’s that I always view the condom as half full instead of half empty.  You see Hollywood has neglected us and there are soooo very few stories out there that are well done dealing with the intricacies and emotions involved in a love affair between two or more men…showing people that yes, we are gay and we are proud and unless we adopt we can’t have children but we ARE capable of love.  Sooooo what do we have to watch if we want to watch a story of true intimacy between two men ?  Wheeeeeee ! Gay Porn.  That’s right, society being so straight and paranoid has made it so we get to watch more porn that straights and romance movies that show more physical loving taking place than those ‘normal’ people get to see in their boring girl-romance movies.  A Love Story totally demonstrates this crossing of romance and raunch I’m talking about and if your guy wants some depth to his love-movie and you want to see some deep action as well then this is a flick for you guys.

If you’re looking for a story like this for you and your guy, A Love Story has something for both of you; the tension of the two main characters bickering, the drama of love lost and sought after, a very hot metaphysical approach to the theories of past lives, and of course the joy and rapture of refound love…throw in some hot lean muscley stud sex and if only the acting were worthwhile you would have an Academy Award winning movie.  So a bunch of swishes of love to A Love Story, and remember next time you feel there aren’t enough movies in Hollywood for us, just view it as an excuse to watch some porn.

Now I haven’t seen the first edition of this series, but I’ve heard rave reviews about it and so I decided to take a stroll through the woods to find me some bears by watching Hairassment 2.   This movie was shorter than I like (and I like them big and long honey) but the action was filled with eroticism and sensuality.  In the first scene we get treated to a steamy office environment where it doesn’t take much persuasion for both these studly guys to strip down naked and enjoy their manly pleasures together.  Wild cock sucking and ass rimming are followed by some incredibly sensitive fuck scenes that made me wish I worked with these two hungry bears.

The second scene is so naughty it’s thrilling….taking place in the bathroom of course, where the pheromones fill the air and these two horny male specimens get down on their knees to service each other.  The visual effects created by the mirrors was very nicely done and added to the overall eroticism and heat factor of Hairassment 2.   Of course they save it all up for the final scene where we get treated to a vanilla-chocolate protein shake of extraordinary proportions when this big black stud waves his huge cock in front of his bearcub partner only to see it devoured faster than a dozen donuts at a police rally.  The heat is all over this movie and kept my lovebundle bouncing away the whole time, the oral, the anal, it will get inside your skin and make you feel your orgasm even more intensely. After seeing Hairassment 2 I know I have to make a date to watch Hairassment.  A fabulous six sexy swishes and one comb-through for Hairassment 2.

Now I haven’t seen the first edition of this series, but I’ve heard rave reviews about it and so I decided to take a stroll through the woods to find me some bears by watching Hairassment 2.   This movie was shorter than I like (and I like them big and long honey) but the action was filled with eroticism and sensuality.  In the first scene we get treated to a steamy office environment where it doesn’t take much persuasion for both these studly guys to strip down naked and enjoy their manly pleasures together.  Wild cock sucking and ass rimming are followed by some incredibly sensitive fuck scenes that made me wish I worked with these two hungry bears.

The second scene is so naughty it’s thrilling….taking place in the bathroom of course, where the pheromones fill the air and these two horny male specimens get down on their knees to service each other.  The visual effects created by the mirrors was very nicely done and added to the overall eroticism and heat factor of Hairassment 2.   Of course they save it all up for the final scene where we get treated to a vanilla-chocolate protein shake of extraordinary proportions when this big black stud waves his huge cock in front of his bearcub partner only to see it devoured faster than a dozen donuts at a police rally.  The heat is all over this movie and kept my lovebundle bouncing away the whole time, the oral, the anal, it will get inside your skin and make you feel your orgasm even more intensely. After seeing Hairassment 2 I know I have to make a date to watch Hairassment.  A fabulous six sexy swishes and one comb-through for Hairassment 2.

Arrrrr…the booty in Butt Obsession is the kind of booty that they should have had the pirates in search of in Pirates of the Caribbean.  Speaking of which, we deserved better representation in that movie because even though women swooned for him, Johnny Depp was so obviously gay in it that his character should have been called Captain Jack Swallows instead of Captain Jack Sparrow…but I digress.  Butt Obsession is a movie for all of us because it centers on the foremost desire of any of us…another mans juicy well-rounded ass.

There is nothing as appealing as an open inviting ass just waiting to be plundered, pummeled and penetrated by finger, toy and tongue, and especially by the hot young juicy cocks wielded with such commanding ferocity by the well-hung studs in this movie who fully appreciate the tight asses in front of them for their enjoyment.  Even though these scenes are very vanilla in many ways, the sex is hot enough to get you off each time you watch it.  This is probably because it is appropriately named since each and every one of these hot and hung guys has a very obvious ass obsession that they are able to feed during this movie while they feed on each others asses.  For anybody who loves asses (and who doesn’t?) Butt Obsession is well worth the time if you’re looking for a fun yet not overly intense masturbation movie and gets three excited swishes of satisfaction.

Arrrrr…the booty in Butt Obsession is the kind of booty that they should have had the pirates in search of in Pirates of the Caribbean.  Speaking of which, we deserved better representation in that movie because even though women swooned for him, Johnny Depp was so obviously gay in it that his character should have been called Captain Jack Swallows instead of Captain Jack Sparrow…but I digress.  Butt Obsession is a movie for all of us because it centers on the foremost desire of any of us…another mans juicy well-rounded ass.

There is nothing as appealing as an open inviting ass just waiting to be plundered, pummeled and penetrated by finger, toy and tongue, and especially by the hot young juicy cocks wielded with such commanding ferocity by the well-hung studs in this movie who fully appreciate the tight asses in front of them for their enjoyment.  Even though these scenes are very vanilla in many ways, the sex is hot enough to get you off each time you watch it.  This is probably because it is appropriately named since each and every one of these hot and hung guys has a very obvious ass obsession that they are able to feed during this movie while they feed on each others asses.  For anybody who loves asses (and who doesn’t?) Butt Obsession is well worth the time if you’re looking for a fun yet not overly intense masturbation movie and gets three excited swishes of satisfaction.

Now you know how I loves me some of those hot cream-filled twinkies…well Four Play is like an answer to my prayers with it’s hot twinkie studs, huge throbbing meatsticks and oh so hungry and experienced pouty mouths that will devour your cock til you add some of your own creamy filling to the mix.  So Four Play has five incredibly sexy scenes that kept my dingle twilling the whole time, and yes, guilty as charged!… my creamy filling ended up all over my tummy more than once!

Now though the sex was definitely hotter than a steamy San Francisco summer day, but I must say I was incredibly disappointed by the implication of the title.  I thought I was going to be watching groups of hot twinkie studs banging each other train-style or orgy-style, but sadly all there seemed to be were one-on-one scenes, though there were four of them, so perhaps that’s where the silly producers got their title, Four Play, from.  Each of these four scenes delivers hungry cock sluts enjoying the treasures they find inside each others pants (and honey, these studs are packing heat!), fantastic fellatio scenes, anal plunging that sent shivers of lust down my spine at the thought of taking something so long and large in my own hungry hole.  Four Play certainly gave me heat, but I was left a little chilled by the lack of group scenes, so I can only swish half-heartedly three times with a little butt wiggle added on for some incredible cumshots.

Now you know how I loves me some of those hot cream-filled twinkies…well Four Play is like an answer to my prayers with it’s hot twinkie studs, huge throbbing meatsticks and oh so hungry and experienced pouty mouths that will devour your cock til you add some of your own creamy filling to the mix.  So Four Play has five incredibly sexy scenes that kept my dingle twilling the whole time, and yes, guilty as charged!… my creamy filling ended up all over my tummy more than once!

Now though the sex was definitely hotter than a steamy San Francisco summer day, but I must say I was incredibly disappointed by the implication of the title.  I thought I was going to be watching groups of hot twinkie studs banging each other train-style or orgy-style, but sadly all there seemed to be were one-on-one scenes, though there were four of them, so perhaps that’s where the silly producers got their title, Four Play, from.  Each of these four scenes delivers hungry cock sluts enjoying the treasures they find inside each others pants (and honey, these studs are packing heat!), fantastic fellatio scenes, anal plunging that sent shivers of lust down my spine at the thought of taking something so long and large in my own hungry hole.  Four Play certainly gave me heat, but I was left a little chilled by the lack of group scenes, so I can only swish half-heartedly three times with a little butt wiggle added on for some incredible cumshots.

Back in my wilder youthful days I used to be a real dominant lover; I slapped ass, rammed hole and thoroughly owned my pig-bitches, but as I’ve aged my tastes have changed and I love to be the pampered taken care of one now… I will do anything my lover desires until he bathes me in his creamy lather of love; rimming his juicy ass button, hungrily sucking that monster dick all the way down my throat and have MY ass slapped!  Role reversal can be fun.  For all those horny guys like me who enjoy being sub, Push Over is one of those movies that will totally appeal.

Five fantabulous hunky stud-filled scenes gives Push Over a solid line-up of jackable material that made me hard, kept me stroking and ultimately gave me such sweet sordid release that I just had to go again!  Each scene has a few guys in it, all working on each other, getting sweaty and sharing their horny loving with each other.  Some are tops, some are bottoms, but there is a definitive line between the two, so if you’re into the dom/sub play then you’ll enjoy Push Over even more.   Being such an incredibly hot movie, I can’t help but recommend it to anyone who enjoys watching hot hard studs like these ones getting all shiny with sweat fucking and sucking each other til those puckered asses are covered in creamy cum.  Push Over gets five colorful swishes and one all-around swoosh for it’s hardcore and amazingly hot action.

Back in my wilder youthful days I used to be a real dominant lover; I slapped ass, rammed hole and thoroughly owned my pig-bitches, but as I’ve aged my tastes have changed and I love to be the pampered taken care of one now… I will do anything my lover desires until he bathes me in his creamy lather of love; rimming his juicy ass button, hungrily sucking that monster dick all the way down my throat and have MY ass slapped!  Role reversal can be fun.  For all those horny guys like me who enjoy being sub, Push Over is one of those movies that will totally appeal.

Five fantabulous hunky stud-filled scenes gives Push Over a solid line-up of jackable material that made me hard, kept me stroking and ultimately gave me such sweet sordid release that I just had to go again!  Each scene has a few guys in it, all working on each other, getting sweaty and sharing their horny loving with each other.  Some are tops, some are bottoms, but there is a definitive line between the two, so if you’re into the dom/sub play then you’ll enjoy Push Over even more.   Being such an incredibly hot movie, I can’t help but recommend it to anyone who enjoys watching hot hard studs like these ones getting all shiny with sweat fucking and sucking each other til those puckered asses are covered in creamy cum.  Push Over gets five colorful swishes and one all-around swoosh for it’s hardcore and amazingly hot action.

My friend Shemar came by yesterday and ohhh he was soooo excited because he had won some tickets from the radio station for a special premier to the new batman movie.  Now Shemar and I don’t read comics and otherwise except for when cute Val Kilmer played him (shame he isn’t so cute now) but we do love to let our eyes linger on that yummy Christian Bale…(now that is a christian that can baptise my head anytime) and of course he is in it.  So once our excitement at winning and getting to go see Christian before any of our friends could we got ready, grabbed dinner and headed to the show…My opinion of Batman ?  Haaaated it…first Christian spent way too much time in that ugly black/grey suit and it was so padded that we didn’t get to see his lean muscled physique.  That girl just kept appearing and wrecking scene after scene and even the yummy looking DA who sure looked like he buttered his buns the same way I do was also portrayed as a straight and poor Christian got hit and kicked and shot at and explosions hurting him…It was traumatic watching it and crying out “watch out christian watch out” as we had to watch his pretty face get marred  Sooo for any of you who were thinking about going to Batman…don’t bother instead relax, sit back and instead enjoy Black Power and watch a Real Dark Knight wield his lance the way they should have let yummy Christian show off his. (god I hate how movies cater to the straight audiences)

There is just something about a lean ebony black man gleaming as the light hits his skin that gets my skin on fire and my semen swimming.  The way the muscular definition is soooo defined mmmm.  The dusky demigod superhunks in Black Power are a perfect example of this.  As soon as I saw their muscled obsidian muscles flexing I literally gasped in pleasure and my eyes were riveted to the screen and my hand was riveted around my cock.  It’s times like that I wish I had lived 150 years ago and owned some black slaves….I would have been very nice to them and their only rule is that they had to stay naked and no women allowed.  No whips unless thats what they are into.  The action itself in this movie showed that things can also be fun if you put an ebony giant or two in charge of an eager to please young white guy whose ass they owned thoroughly.  The biggest highlight of Black Power is the bright sunshine in the last two scenes.  Why would sunshine be such a hot thing in a movie you wonder…well silly nilly use your noodle and not the one between your legs…the sun makes the ebony highlights and dusky shadows of the skin stand out more bringing the full muscley form of these hunks to full profile…and the way it contrasts with that creamy white skin when they press against each other…this is eroticism at its finest.  Sooo this coming weekend remember, make your dark knight viewing the one you’ll really enjoy instead of watching yummy Christian run around in leather that doesn’t even leave his butt cheeks showing.

My friend Shemar came by yesterday and ohhh he was soooo excited because he had won some tickets from the radio station for a special premier to the new batman movie.  Now Shemar and I don’t read comics and otherwise except for when cute Val Kilmer played him (shame he isn’t so cute now) but we do love to let our eyes linger on that yummy Christian Bale…(now that is a christian that can baptise my head anytime) and of course he is in it.  So once our excitement at winning and getting to go see Christian before any of our friends could we got ready, grabbed dinner and headed to the show…My opinion of Batman ?  Haaaated it…first Christian spent way too much time in that ugly black/grey suit and it was so padded that we didn’t get to see his lean muscled physique.  That girl just kept appearing and wrecking scene after scene and even the yummy looking DA who sure looked like he buttered his buns the same way I do was also portrayed as a straight and poor Christian got hit and kicked and shot at and explosions hurting him…It was traumatic watching it and crying out “watch out christian watch out” as we had to watch his pretty face get marred  Sooo for any of you who were thinking about going to Batman…don’t bother instead relax, sit back and instead enjoy Black Power and watch a Real Dark Knight wield his lance the way they should have let yummy Christian show off his. (god I hate how movies cater to the straight audiences)

There is just something about a lean ebony black man gleaming as the light hits his skin that gets my skin on fire and my semen swimming.  The way the muscular definition is soooo defined mmmm.  The dusky demigod superhunks in Black Power are a perfect example of this.  As soon as I saw their muscled obsidian muscles flexing I literally gasped in pleasure and my eyes were riveted to the screen and my hand was riveted around my cock.  It’s times like that I wish I had lived 150 years ago and owned some black slaves….I would have been very nice to them and their only rule is that they had to stay naked and no women allowed.  No whips unless thats what they are into.  The action itself in this movie showed that things can also be fun if you put an ebony giant or two in charge of an eager to please young white guy whose ass they owned thoroughly.  The biggest highlight of Black Power is the bright sunshine in the last two scenes.  Why would sunshine be such a hot thing in a movie you wonder…well silly nilly use your noodle and not the one between your legs…the sun makes the ebony highlights and dusky shadows of the skin stand out more bringing the full muscley form of these hunks to full profile…and the way it contrasts with that creamy white skin when they press against each other…this is eroticism at its finest.  Sooo this coming weekend remember, make your dark knight viewing the one you’ll really enjoy instead of watching yummy Christian run around in leather that doesn’t even leave his butt cheeks showing.

Woooo leather-boy time…as for confessions though, sex this hot isn’t something to confess about honey…these are the kind of tales (and tails) that you brag about.  There is something about the combined smells of sweet and leather mixed with all those endorphins in the air that just makes me oh so giddy and Leather Confessions captures that atmosphere of leathery lust to rock hard perfection.

You know…watching this movie makes me realize that once again the straight people get to have all the fun cool names for each other while we get nothing.  Straight guys look at women who are in their late twenties and thirties, and if they are hot, they get called Milfs, which means mother I’d like to fuck (shudder).  There are so many hot guys of this same age group in gay porn…former twinks and cubs and I think from now on we should be able to call them Dilfs (Daddies I’d like to fuck).  Well Leather Confessions was full of Leather-Dilfs and the sweat and sperm flew everywhere.  I do so wonder how these leather-boys (leather-dilfs) manage to get their leathers clean after all of these hot fuck sessions and agressive sexual energy encounters or maybe they dont bother and scene after scene in movie after movie just seasons it for them till they cruise to their movies like yummy cum-bouqets.  The action was hot, the cocks were ironhard and the full on body on body action sent shivers down my spine.  If you like leather and sweaty guys spending man time together at its most manly then Leather Confessions is right up your alley.  Seven Streamers  of Swishing Semen  for Leather Confessions

Woooo leather-boy time…as for confessions though, sex this hot isn’t something to confess about honey…these are the kind of tales (and tails) that you brag about.  There is something about the combined smells of sweet and leather mixed with all those endorphins in the air that just makes me oh so giddy and Leather Confessions captures that atmosphere of leathery lust to rock hard perfection.

You know…watching this movie makes me realize that once again the straight people get to have all the fun cool names for each other while we get nothing.  Straight guys look at women who are in their late twenties and thirties, and if they are hot, they get called Milfs, which means mother I’d like to fuck (shudder).  There are so many hot guys of this same age group in gay porn…former twinks and cubs and I think from now on we should be able to call them Dilfs (Daddies I’d like to fuck).  Well Leather Confessions was full of Leather-Dilfs and the sweat and sperm flew everywhere.  I do so wonder how these leather-boys (leather-dilfs) manage to get their leathers clean after all of these hot fuck sessions and agressive sexual energy encounters or maybe they dont bother and scene after scene in movie after movie just seasons it for them till they cruise to their movies like yummy cum-bouqets.  The action was hot, the cocks were ironhard and the full on body on body action sent shivers down my spine.  If you like leather and sweaty guys spending man time together at its most manly then Leather Confessions is right up your alley.  Seven Streamers  of Swishing Semen  for Leather Confessions

You know how sometimes a title can really mislead you and make you feel as though your expectations have just been totally betrayed and violated ?  Like when you meet some hunky looking guy online and he is all telling you about his 9 and a half inch cock yet when you meet him you realize that he had used some Canadian ruler or something weird like that and its really 9 and a half centimeters ?  (which is about 4 inches) and you just feel betrayed cos the package wasn’t as advertised….Well when I was a teen I experienced that kind of marketing violation of my mind for the first time.  I was a little buzzed…walking thru Seattle’s gay area and saw a Marquee Billboard saying that the theater was playing “Black Stallion” which of course made me picture some lean chocolatey muscley studs who are incredibly well hung fuck machines as I figure it would make anyone think who saw the title….turned out it was about an actual horse that ended up a racing horse and the relationship it had with some boy…I admit it was touching and made me cry but it wasn’t touching in the right ways and tears weren’t the fluid I wanted out of me.  Well Black N Large 2 is the movie that “Black Stallion” should have been.

If you like black guys and daydreaming about feasting on that dark meat like I do (and who wouldn’t except some rednecks and pick-up truck driving hicks who don’t appreciate the finer aspects of our lifestyle anyway) then Black N Large 2 is a definite must-see for you.  The photographer really knew his stuff and made the best use of light and white and colorful backdrops to really emphasize the ebony sheen and glistening sweat on the actor’s muscled onyx skins.  My only critique for Black N Large 2 is that especially in the last scene, it was obvious that these lean mean fuck machines were gangstas but to the best of my understanding, gangstas run as a gang…so where was the gangbang?  Hopefully the makers of this movie will remedy this problem in the next one they make, otherwise four big swishes of ivory on ebony cumstreamers.

You know how sometimes a title can really mislead you and make you feel as though your expectations have just been totally betrayed and violated ?  Like when you meet some hunky looking guy online and he is all telling you about his 9 and a half inch cock yet when you meet him you realize that he had used some Canadian ruler or something weird like that and its really 9 and a half centimeters ?  (which is about 4 inches) and you just feel betrayed cos the package wasn’t as advertised….Well when I was a teen I experienced that kind of marketing violation of my mind for the first time.  I was a little buzzed…walking thru Seattle’s gay area and saw a Marquee Billboard saying that the theater was playing “Black Stallion” which of course made me picture some lean chocolatey muscley studs who are incredibly well hung fuck machines as I figure it would make anyone think who saw the title….turned out it was about an actual horse that ended up a racing horse and the relationship it had with some boy…I admit it was touching and made me cry but it wasn’t touching in the right ways and tears weren’t the fluid I wanted out of me.  Well Black N Large 2 is the movie that “Black Stallion” should have been.

If you like black guys and daydreaming about feasting on that dark meat like I do (and who wouldn’t except some rednecks and pick-up truck driving hicks who don’t appreciate the finer aspects of our lifestyle anyway) then Black N Large 2 is a definite must-see for you.  The photographer really knew his stuff and made the best use of light and white and colorful backdrops to really emphasize the ebony sheen and glistening sweat on the actor’s muscled onyx skins.  My only critique for Black N Large 2 is that especially in the last scene, it was obvious that these lean mean fuck machines were gangstas but to the best of my understanding, gangstas run as a gang…so where was the gangbang?  Hopefully the makers of this movie will remedy this problem in the next one they make, otherwise four big swishes of ivory on ebony cumstreamers.

Honey, after watching If You Dare, let me just say that I would love putting on a nice dress and playing hostess to these twinkies…I would do to these twinkies what Mr Christie did to Oreos and double stuff them with my creamy filling.  These are some young studs that have something for everyone…if you like guys that shoot gushing rivers of cum, and sweet uncut meatsticks…seeing youthful lusty sex machines behaving like the true sluts they are, take some time and check out If You Dare…I double dare you.

The guys in this movie are certainly guys who don’t agree that while two is company, three is a crowd…each of the scenes in this almost two hour long movie will raise your sails full-mast cos it’s like these guys compete to see who is the sluttiest.  If You Dare also has one of the hottest outdoor pool-sex scenes I have ever seen as these yummy lean-muscled studs show that even if they are just hung dumb-bunnies they understand how to use the water’s buoyancy to achieve some deep penetrating angles that they otherwise wouldn’t be able to achieve.  Not only are the guys in this movie total pros at getting it on…each scene also has super-hot soaking facials (and this one guy shoots a load that you just have to see to believe).  Four big excited swishes of sensuality for If You Dare.

Honey, after watching If You Dare, let me just say that I would love putting on a nice dress and playing hostess to these twinkies…I would do to these twinkies what Mr Christie did to Oreos and double stuff them with my creamy filling.  These are some young studs that have something for everyone…if you like guys that shoot gushing rivers of cum, and sweet uncut meatsticks…seeing youthful lusty sex machines behaving like the true sluts they are, take some time and check out If You Dare…I double dare you.

The guys in this movie are certainly guys who don’t agree that while two is company, three is a crowd…each of the scenes in this almost two hour long movie will raise your sails full-mast cos it’s like these guys compete to see who is the sluttiest.  If You Dare also has one of the hottest outdoor pool-sex scenes I have ever seen as these yummy lean-muscled studs show that even if they are just hung dumb-bunnies they understand how to use the water’s buoyancy to achieve some deep penetrating angles that they otherwise wouldn’t be able to achieve.  Not only are the guys in this movie total pros at getting it on…each scene also has super-hot soaking facials (and this one guy shoots a load that you just have to see to believe).  Four big excited swishes of sensuality for If You Dare.

Whenever I’m lucky enough to see a movie starring Kurt Morgan, his big cock reminds me of that movie/book title “Justin Morgan Had A Horse”, which even though made by Disney, was a very sexual movie because it was all about a man with a little under-sized horse that nobody could ride and he entrusted it to a twink, and sure enough that twink made that horse grow until everybody could ride it, and it eventually was such a stud that he became the father of a world-famous breed of American horses; the Morgan.  I think, being as hung as he is, that Kurt Morgan probably comes from that proud line of stallions…mmmm I would love to ride him in a movie one day.

The first scene is obviously a tribute to Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale of male bonding, The Three Musketeers, for lo and behold, these three guys get together for some pics and fun and before you know it, en garde!  and Touche Turtle and Dum Dum to the rescue…they all salute with their manly swords, and after whetting their blades with mouth and tongue they get into some serious bonding as they parry and thrust their way through each others defenses, just like in The Three Musketeers (or just like the three musketeers movie should have been anyway).  Then we get some super yummy inter-racial action as one of the most delicious looking visions of virile chocolatey goodness and super delectable Kurt Morgan get together to find out how many licks it takes to get to the creamy goodness inside that big chocolate tootsie roll.  Even though I wish it had been a longer movie, Everything A Man Wants was well worth the time spent (as well as the loads spent) and gets five super swishes of fun…watch it, enjoy it and then go watch Justin Morgan Had A Horse, or The Three Musketeers.

Whenever I’m lucky enough to see a movie starring Kurt Morgan, his big cock reminds me of that movie/book title “Justin Morgan Had A Horse”, which even though made by Disney, was a very sexual movie because it was all about a man with a little under-sized horse that nobody could ride and he entrusted it to a twink, and sure enough that twink made that horse grow until everybody could ride it, and it eventually was such a stud that he became the father of a world-famous breed of American horses; the Morgan.  I think, being as hung as he is, that Kurt Morgan probably comes from that proud line of stallions…mmmm I would love to ride him in a movie one day.

The first scene is obviously a tribute to Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale of male bonding, The Three Musketeers, for lo and behold, these three guys get together for some pics and fun and before you know it, en garde!  and Touche Turtle and Dum Dum to the rescue…they all salute with their manly swords, and after whetting their blades with mouth and tongue they get into some serious bonding as they parry and thrust their way through each others defenses, just like in The Three Musketeers (or just like the three musketeers movie should have been anyway).  Then we get some super yummy inter-racial action as one of the most delicious looking visions of virile chocolatey goodness and super delectable Kurt Morgan get together to find out how many licks it takes to get to the creamy goodness inside that big chocolate tootsie roll.  Even though I wish it had been a longer movie, Everything A Man Wants was well worth the time spent (as well as the loads spent) and gets five super swishes of fun…watch it, enjoy it and then go watch Justin Morgan Had A Horse, or The Three Musketeers.

Honey, I’ve always had a thing for those hunky guys who sign-up and fight to defend our country, yes those sexy sassy military men who train hard, work hard and play hard are my kind of guy.  So when I found this title in the movie database I just had to pull it out and play with it a little.  The testosterone pumping through Caught In The Military 2 is in complete overload with tight muscled studs and well-defined hunks dominating the action, and I must say, I was in absolute heaven!  If you’re looking for the kind of physical discipline only the military can dish out, then look no further than this movie, it will rock your socks off well into the night.

Four scenes of sexual splendor tantalized my senses in every which way, from the uniforms themselves (there’s just something about the cut of a military uniform on a well-toned guy that sends my pulse racing and leaves me breathless and giddy) to the incredibly fabulous action these ‘Joe’s’ display in every single scene.  They’re all oral masters and work those cocks with their mouths like they’re devouring the most succulent fruit; tasting, licking, sucking and teasing with their masculine mouths wrapped solidly around every inch of these well-endowed shafts.   Mmmm the sex in Caught In the Military 2 was outrageously good, with one-on-one scenes as well as threesome scenes, and I’m telling you, the action never let up!  Even if you’re not into military guys like me, this film has all the hot steamy sex you want with big muscular guys like we all enjoy.  Five salutes and swishes to Caught In the Military 2.

Honey, I’ve always had a thing for those hunky guys who sign-up and fight to defend our country, yes those sexy sassy military men who train hard, work hard and play hard are my kind of guy.  So when I found this title in the movie database I just had to pull it out and play with it a little.  The testosterone pumping through Caught In The Military 2 is in complete overload with tight muscled studs and well-defined hunks dominating the action, and I must say, I was in absolute heaven!  If you’re looking for the kind of physical discipline only the military can dish out, then look no further than this movie, it will rock your socks off well into the night.

Four scenes of sexual splendor tantalized my senses in every which way, from the uniforms themselves (there’s just something about the cut of a military uniform on a well-toned guy that sends my pulse racing and leaves me breathless and giddy) to the incredibly fabulous action these ‘Joe’s’ display in every single scene.  They’re all oral masters and work those cocks with their mouths like they’re devouring the most succulent fruit; tasting, licking, sucking and teasing with their masculine mouths wrapped solidly around every inch of these well-endowed shafts.   Mmmm the sex in Caught In the Military 2 was outrageously good, with one-on-one scenes as well as threesome scenes, and I’m telling you, the action never let up!  Even if you’re not into military guys like me, this film has all the hot steamy sex you want with big muscular guys like we all enjoy.  Five salutes and swishes to Caught In the Military 2.

For July 4th I took a trip up North to BC, Canada and I stayed at the funkiest 90% gay bed and breakfasts I’ve ever heard of.  It was called The Eagles Nest…24 hour hot-tub, 62 inch TV and more fun than you can shake a stick at…unless it’s your sex stick in which case you get a lot of shaking done, and so much more.  Anyway people were talking about that hunky Patrick Swayze and what a shame it is that he will probably soon be gone from us, and reminiscing about that etheral movie, Ghost (about which we also agreed that Whoopi Goldberg was the scariest thing in it, and has only gotten scarier over the years).  Anyways, I remembered seeing this movie, The Wantin, on the database so I pulled it up for everyone at the B&B to watch, and for me to absorb what feedback (and whatever fun the movie inspired) I could…so hold on to your ouija boards cos here’s my review on The Wantin.